What a handy job!

I love going to IKEA but I've never heard about IKEA sex. Here is what I read from an other blogger recently. LOL.

Writes another aspirer to IKEA sex:

I bought this IKEA table and I can't assemble it. Come over and put it together for me and I'll masturbate while you do it. With a dildo. And I will serve you unlimited iced tea. I'm 37 and not amazing looking but totally serviceable.

Read the full post at In Bed with Married Women.